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Thursday, July 20th, 2006

Time:9:14 am.



I WANT MY OLD HAIR BACK :(
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Sunday, July 16th, 2006

Time:8:11 pm.
holy hell what a crazy weekend at work

an arrest and 4 ambulance calls
some guys almost pushed me in the pool
people being jerks EVERYWHERE
but today
today i learned i really love black people
and the way they dance
and church groups who sing in the park
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Wednesday, June 28th, 2006

Time:6:10 pm.
The Robin and Sir Baldwin List of Things To Do When Back At RIT
(other people are welcome and encouraged to join in. list will be updated periodically)

- get drunk and pretend we are blind
- dress up as old people and sneak musical instruments into a movie theater. Then play our own soundtrack to the movie while sipping lemonde and maybe doing a jigsaw puzzle if possible.
- publish a book of lists of things to do.
- host a jump rope tournament
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Thursday, June 22nd, 2006

Time:4:06 am.
Its 4 am and I keep having nightmares that a huge hurricane is coming and I cant find Daisy anywhere. All I keep finding are these cats that look exactly like Daisy but are slightly tinted more red or brown then he is and I get really confused and unsure if they are actually him or not.
aye
WHY CANT I SLEEEEEP
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Sunday, June 18th, 2006

Time:10:56 pm.
*guy broke his shoulder
**lost child
***bitchy lady
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Saturday, June 17th, 2006

Time:9:49 pm.
- Several lushious bunnies
- 2 super frog toad things (i touched one and screamed and ran but like 2 seconds later it chased me, scariest thing EVER)
- Skunk (those things are so cute)
- More weirdo birds


*Turkey got hit by a car
**Some lady brought her car onto a field(no no) and then got stuck in the mud. we tried to help but twas no use and had to call a tower
***I made friends. crazy. i know.
****People hit on you a lot when you are wearing this uniform.


nate is trying to get me to have cyber sex with him right now. what a pervert.
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Time:12:59 am.
This is NOW going to be used as a diary of all the animals/weirdo peeps i see at work

- 1 FREAKIN HUGE TURKEY (seriously guys, when i saw it i thought it was an emu)
- Several lovely bunnies
- Some deers
- Weirdo Birds
- Hawk
- Crows attacking the hawk
- Squirrleos
- Chipmunkies

**Also i became friends witht this tiny grasshopper. One of of his antennas was longer then the other, but i didnt hold it against him.
***Chlorine pipe broke and my boss got some chemical burns.
****I told some lady she couldnt park there.
*****The ranger training me talks a lot. about the navy and marines. hes crazy and knows morse code. he was one of those decoder guys and has been all over the world. EVEN ANTARTICA 3 TIMES.
******Tomorrow work is going to be intense. We have the largest pool in New York State and it opens tomorrow AND its going to be 90 degrees AND its fathers day weekend.

PS:
fyi
you guys i like jacob a lot
also
i miss you rochester lovies.
AND LAUREN THANK YOU FOR THE POST CARD IT WAS MARVELOUS AND mickey mouse should be in a freakin glass ball that jerk

PSS:

Alpha
Bravo
Charlie
Delta
Echo
Foxtrot
Golf
Hotel
India
Juliet
Kilo
Lima
Mike
November
Oscar
Papa
Quebec
Romeo
Sierra
Tango
Uniform
Victor
Whiskey
Xray
Yankee
Zulu

I learned that from the other ranger. morse code talk. and we even get to say "roger" and "10-4" on the radio
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Monday, May 29th, 2006

Time:5:50 pm.
i miss my smoogals
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Monday, May 15th, 2006

Time:3:00 pm.
be cool
dont punk
keep with the funk
fuck biology
sexual reproduction
who needs it
ecology ecology
what a swell guy
i need a function
i need persistance
i need motivvvvvvvvvay tion
i miss my friends
looking foward to summer
finals are a bummer
theres sticky shit on my desk
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Monday, May 8th, 2006

Time:4:14 pm.
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Friday, April 28th, 2006

Time:9:11 pm.
worst schedule ever in the history of bad schedules
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Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

Time:2:47 am.
ef
theeffing
effers
effing
effers
fuck
essays
all of them
all year, NO ESSAYS
THEN BAM
4! all for one class
for one midterm
fuck leeches, sowbugs, eutrophication and water quality
~
i like these 3 boys
1>2>3
but 2 says he really likes me and hes pretty nice. but hes graduating in like a month. kinda like, why bother?
1 is the best but i dont know too well
3 is ok, nice boy. pretty cute. chem partner. im going to his concrete canoe contest on saturday. it might be fun.
but its kinda werid
how you just know. or atleast you know that youll like someone before you even get to know them. just kinda from observing how they are.
that sounded creepy.
i dont mean it in a creepy way.
stfu.
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Monday, April 3rd, 2006

Time:12:38 am.
My mother called campus saftey this morning and told them to check up on me because i havent called her in a week.
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Friday, March 24th, 2006

Time:1:35 pm.
Official List of Things I Hate


1. The garbage truck that feels the need to empty dumpters outside my window at 4 am, 6 am, 10am, and 1 pm every other day.
2. RIT housing. I wont be with my poogals Nate and David but atleast Liz and I got an apartment 6 million miles away.
3. Paying $100 for a serial number.
4. When textbooks get new editions like every 6 months and drops the value of the one you bought a few months ago by 75%.
5. Cold wind
6. Not having a car at school
7. Field Biology Lectuers
8. Stupid boys (except steve)
9. Nightmares about etheopian aliens
10. Model homes



Offical List of the Best Things EVER


1. Daisy snuggles
2. Lemon pops
3. Forests, Wetlands and Bogs
4. Field trips
5. Alexandra and Brand New
6. Simon and Garfunkel
7. Going to the beach every weekend during the summer.
8. Liz Phillips + Lauren Damon
9. Cry Baby
10. Where's Waldo
11. Nostalgia
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Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

Time:7:07 pm.
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i pretty much love dan hassan
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Friday, February 24th, 2006

Time:3:37 pm.
The piano is the worlds dream,
the melody for the blooming plains.

Believeing in a broken clock,
who will time side with?

Why is my heart waiting for that kind somebody?

Tell me about the beautiful future.
Moon light,
Moon light sleepin!


The apple of memories is kissed by the awakening girl.
In a book I painfully opened the bell will ring for both of us.

You're dear to me because i want to embrace you.
Don't cry anymore. GOODBYE SADNESS!

Imagination cake was written on the mystical door.





WONDERLAND! welcomes you!
FAIRYLAND! its the magic of love!
LOVE'S ALL WAY! everyday is fluffy!

the temptation of wheat.
CAKE FOR YOU! eat it tonight!
TEA FOR YOU! the tea party of the constellations.

Didnt you hear the angels chrous at the window?
The voice of "i love you, i love you".
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Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

Time:2:54 pm.



sorry jonny snow, they said that the bird just would work on the back of my neck. :(
so i just did the next best thing
DAISY!





ps
my mom miiiiiiiii~ght kill me
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Wednesday, February 15th, 2006

Time:12:41 am.


props to nick
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Friday, February 3rd, 2006

Time:8:58 pm.



the new FC theme song


http://www.tindeck.com.nyud.net:8090/audio/files/4gfx9-08%20-%20Bad%20Habit.mp3


biting keeps your words at bay
tending to the sores that stay
happiness is just a gash away
when i open a familiar scar
pain goes shooting like a star
comfort hasn't failed to follow so far
and you might say it's self-indulgent

you might say its self-destructive
but, you see, it's more productive
than if i were to be healthy

& pens and penknives take the blame
crane my neck & scratch my name
but the ugly marks
are worth the momentary gain...
when i jab a sharpened object in
choirs of angels seem to sing
hymns of hate in memorandum

and you might say it's self-indulgent
and you might say it's self-destructive
but, you see, it's more productive
than if i were to be happy

and sappy songs about sex and cheating
bland accounts of two lovers meeting
make me want to give mankind a beating

and you might say it's self-destructive
but, you see, i'd kick the bucket
sixty times before i'd kick the habit

and as the skin rips off i cherish the revolting thought
that even if i quit
there's not a chance in hell i'd stop
and anyone can see the signs
mittens in the summertime
thank you for your pity, you are too kind

and you might say its self-inflicted
but you see that's contradictive
why on earth would anyone practice self destruction?

and pain opinions are sitcom feeding
they dont know that their minds are teething
makes me want to give mankind a beating

i'm tried bandages and sinking
i've tried gloves and even thinking
i've tried vaseline
i've tried everything
and no-one cares if your back is bleeding
they're concerned with their hair receding
looking back it was all maltreating
every thought that occurred misleading

makes me want to give myself a beating

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Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

Time:8:11 pm.
i smell like fetal pig
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